Joan Rivers` phone number to be tattooed on her breast
The 77-year-old comedienne insists she is young at heart and she and her 70-year-old friend are planning on both getting their flesh inked - although Joan may opt for a practical design.
She explained: "I like young people. I don`t like people that get stuck. I have one good friend who`s 70 and she and I are getting tattoos. I think I should get my home phone number on my breast or ankle, because at this age I could get lost!`
Joan - who has famously undergone several plastic surgery procedures - is also unafraid to joke about her looks, saying she wishes "I was a twin so I could see what I`d look like without plastic surgery".
There are, however, parts of her body which are surgery free - although she`s not about to start working out to get them in shape.
Joan quipped to the Daily Mail newspaper: "For instance, I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. Besides, I`m Jewish. I don`t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he`d have put diamonds on the floor."
Despite all her body enhancements and razor sharp wit, Joan claims men have never told her she is beautiful.
She insisted: "No man has ever told me I looked beautiful. Oh, they say, `You look great,` but never beautiful."