Observation: female habits of cat
<em>I really wanted to get siamco, but at some point, the desire became so acute that took first got the kitten, not born from parents of Homeless people and about which the son said, "Oh, what a darling!"</em>
"Sweetheart" was under 2 months old, nц?e Vincenza. Gave it a stupid name hosts her prostitute mother. My mother's mistress said conspiratorially tone that the Pope at Vincenzi - purebred Persian. As if I would have made her jealous. I don't know how to react to such information, so just in case expressive rolled his eyes and said: do!!! Gave the hostess the ruble and became a full owner of the furball.
Should it be the girl who wears the name of Vincenzo and which gave birth to the male-Persian? Stately and dignified, haughty and proud. Not particularly affectionate, and not habiliteu a bully. So?
Let's start with the fact that we have renamed the Seraphim (briefly Shem). Apparently this fact has influenced all other spiritual qualities. Our SIMA was more similar in childhood on the imp. And in appearance and in character.
Now she's almost an adult Kosh and acquired a number of strange habits, on which you can immediately understand that Shem - woman. One of these habits I'll tell you.
<i>Shem rushes out of the apartment like a drunken sailor in the native Harbor. No matter what she's doing, it is only necessary to turn the castle doors, Shem, pathetic curving back in a hurry to slip first. The door of the apartment allows you to get into the corridor, also closed metal door. She stops near the second door and tragically says "Naaawww!!!". The performance is accompanied ruffled fur, arched back, applause observers. </i>
At this stage it is better to catch and return to their hearth and home, otherwise it jumps out and rushes on to freedom. Freedom of Shem sees in the hallway across from there is the same block of flats, only their General compartment is not closed. There lives my crazy girlfriend Vadik. At first I thought that Shem and Vadik - two fools, and so they are drawn to each other. But then Shem altered the direction of escape and began to run to the garbage chute. When you try to catch - torn right in front of the chute from corner to corner, silently, gritting his teeth and showing perseverance. It seems to me that if Shem was able to walk on its hind legs and laugh, then front legs, she would at this moment was tragically twisted and demonic laughed, throwing back his head.
Several times I offered her to enjoy the freedom and independence right there for a garbage disposal. But for some reason it through a while back. For next time, as soon as you turn the door-lock again to flee to freedom.
Now. I tried to imagine the scenario in her mind?
And I thought of Shem, the illegitimate daughter of a Persian subject, thinks that he should not live here and not with these people. She probably thinks at this moment that looks tragic and touching. As Princess Tarakanova in his famous picture.
<strong>sound familiar?</strong>
So we women, as will hammer it into her head that we need what you do not absolutely need, persistently, with zeal and conviction of relatives and friends - try to repeat the same scenario. Each time starting the movement of the spiral, we're almost certain that we will return to the starting point. And come back. And say all that again stepped on the same rake and say it with a sense of deep satisfaction, tragic voice and sackcloth, but poorly hiding triumph.
Probably, many of us like to imagine that from the side it looks like the restless "winding road"that in her face - the storm 10 points and the same wind, and it through all the difficulties comes with proudly raised his head, suffering deprivation and flour.
<u>And actually see everything from the side that it constantly escapes for garbage disposal and all embarrassed for her, because it looks at this moment, the fool-fool. </u>
<b>Dear ladies! If you had 2 or more times to get into the situation, painfully reminiscent of each other, I implore you on my knees: think, nah you need this? Call a spade a spade and stop to amuse others. </b>
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